I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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