A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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