Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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