I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
