what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
MIDGETS
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I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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