i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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