chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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