what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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