My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
There are leaves in my underwear?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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