my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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