Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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