Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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