do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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