I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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