He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Randomize
