Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts