I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.