Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce