Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.