is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
That's what I'm talking about
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch