Do you still have your period?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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