Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I currently don't understand fingers.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
