Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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