We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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