If that was your dad, he is hot
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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