It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way