Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea