You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?