should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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