so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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