That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
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'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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