I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Randomize
