so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
You were trust falling into bushes
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
