So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
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Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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