wanna go halves on a baby?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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