I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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