Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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