Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You are a genius and a whore.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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