We tried having a conversation with our noses.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He felt like a one man threesome
Operation Purity has been aborted
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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