Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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