im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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