Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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