evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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