so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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