Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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