In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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