I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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