Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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