You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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