I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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