were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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