So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think my vagina is haunted
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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