weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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