Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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