everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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