They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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