i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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