Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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