He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
So here I am, sexting at work.
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